Terrible and Hilarious

To inaugurated my new blog I will post this awkward, sad, tragic, amusing, disgusting, and yes terribly hilarious news story. You could not believe it was true if I told you:

Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years—so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

I wish someone would video tape an answer to this question: "What made you think it was okay to leave her on the toilet for two years?" I will say no more at this time. My baby should be arriving in four days.

UPDATE:

Video on the matter.